Blue Balls

You’re sitting in your senior year college physics class. It’s late spring and the school’s air conditioning has gone down, your over-weight teacher wipes sweat from his brow with a handkerchief he always has on him while he prattles on about the theory of relativity, you’re not quite sure exactly what he’s saying as you’re too busy staring out of the corner of your eye at the girl the next desk over. Her name is Crystal, a buxom blonde at the peak of her sexuality, her heaving milkers push taught against the bra that’s probably one size too small. A single bead of sweat rolls down her neck towards the crest of her cleavage which is juuuust barely peaking out the top of her V-neck Nirvana t-shirt.

Slowly but surely blood is rushing downwards and suddenly you notice your jeans are getting tight. You begin to panic that you’re about to be exposed for having a hardon in the middle of class, but in your carelessness the pen you’ve been pretending to use falls to the floor. In a brilliant case of genius, you use the opportunity of the distraction of recovering the pen to discretely adjust your now raging hard cock and slip it under your belt, which as you sit back in your chair perfectly contains the beast. Crystal looks over at the noise and giggles slightly at your predicament, she then adjusts a whisp of blonde hair behind her ear and her fingers slowly trace down her neck and she ever so slightly tugs the neck of her shirt down exposing just a hint more cleavage. In that moment you look up at her face and she’s looking back at you with a sly smile, you lock eyes for a second and quickly look away red faced and humiliated, your throbbing cock now painfully straining against your belt. Now your balls begin to ache, desperate for release as a back log of baby batter quickly forms.

Description:

It's a bar of soap. Its rectangular. This one's light blue. There's none of that stupid textured top bullshit. You use it to clean yourself you disgusting shit-heel. It weighs about 4.1 ounces, it's like 2.25 inches tall, 3.5 inches wide, and 1 inch thick. It's a lot bigger than your tiny little cock.

Ingredients:

Since you're such a fucking pussy and need to know every goddamn detail 🙄

Saponified: Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Avocado oil

Indigo, White Kaolin Clay

Essential Oils: Palmarosa, Ylang Ylang, Geranium