Wood

There’s nothing quite like the feeling of some solid wood in your hand. The kind that shows up uninvited, ready to stand tall, pulsing with the promise of power. You never know when you might wake up with some morning wood, the kind that makes you feel alive. You stretch, yawn, and marvel at its strength—almost makes you proud.

As the day goes on, you try to keep it under control. Sometimes it’s the simplest things—a soft breeze, a subtle brush against the fabric of your pants. You do your best to hide it, shove it under your belt, but it’s got a mind of its own. Suddenly, you’re out in public, and there it is, poking out like a flagpole in a stiff wind.

But there’s no shame in it. Wood is natural, primal. The world runs on wood, metaphorically speaking. It’s a sign of life, vigor, and unbridled enthusiasm. Some people see it as a problem to be solved, but not you. You embrace it, wear it like a badge of honor. Wood isn’t just a state of mind—it’s a way of life.

Description:

It's a bar of soap. Its rectangular. This one's yellowy cream-ish. There's none of that stupid textured top bullshit. You use it to clean yourself you disgusting shit-heel. It weighs about 4.1 ounces, it's like 2.25 inches tall, 3.5 inches wide, and 1 inch thick. It's a lot bigger than your tiny little cock.

Ingredients:

Since you're such a fucking pussy and need to know every goddamn detail 🙄

Saponified: Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil

Kaolin Clay

Essential Oils: Cedar, Pine, Fir, Patchouli, Sandalwood