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Acceptable Soap
The Dirty Dozen Bundle - 12 bars for the price of 9
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Acceptable Praise
"I was promised acceptable soap and that’s exactly what I got. Except, unfortunately, it’s actually better than acceptable. The lather is suspiciously high-quality. I’m docking a star because I was looking forward to being disappointed."
Chris B.
"I used the soap. I am no longer dirty. If you are looking for a soap that performs the basic functions of soap while looking cooler than a plastic bottle, this is it."
Amanda P.
"Bought this because I liked the name. Stayed because my wife stopped complaining about my "man stink". It turns out real ingredients are a decent life choice."
Tyler S.
"Most brands act like they’ll help me climb a mountain or find true love. Acceptable Soap just tells me it’s soap. I appreciate the honesty."
Rachel V.
"I’ve used soaps that cost $30 and soaps that cost $1. This one sits in the middle but punches way above its weight class. Tolerable. Highly tolerable."
Justin D.
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This is the best soap, all other soap is pure trash.
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We'll ship you your shit in a discreet brown cardboard box. And it's not packed with some fancy fucking tissue paper bullshit, what're you 5 years old?
"OoOoH tIsSuE pApEr!"
Grow up, baby.
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Our soap smells so good you'll want to shove it in your prison wallet.
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